1. Do not ride on your buddy’s handlebars. Remember inertia. When he stops short at intersection to avoid oncoming car. You will be propelled from handlebar to middle of intersection I survived.

2. Don’t fly with crazy pilot in private plane when he wants to demonstrate crop dusting techniques. I survived.

3. Don’t swing on a tire/rope swing from a small hill out over oncoming traffic. I survived.

4. Don’t play peek-a-boo with a cat in range of his claws. i survived but got scratched.

5. Don’t use cuss words to your mom when she comes to get you after you were watching big kids cuss their asses off during ballgame. I survived. But ate a potload of soap.

6. Don’t fly in Vietnam. I survived. BUt I lost two headsets which were blown from my head when I stuck it out the door at 3000 feet and 120 mph.

7. Don’t get out of your car in a tough neighborhood to check what’s dragging underneath And leave door locked and engine running. I survived but it cost me $20 and a cleaning task for trousers. More later.