How to Get Free Pizza
Specifically, how to get a free pizza in NYC circa 1950. First ya gotta be about 10-12 years old. Then ya gotta be able to cry on internal cue. Ya…
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March 29, 2024
Father/Son Fishing
They say (don’t know who “they” are) that one of the best ways for young boys to bond with their dad is to go fishing together. That may be true…
March 28, 2024
How NOT To Celebrate Your 85th Birthday
When you turn 85 and most of your body organs are either weak or out of commission; but you are still mobile and somewhat vertical, do NOT: 1. Celebrate by…
March 25, 2024
Sitcom continues
Yay, it’s the first day of spring. The heat is on and working. However, a few days ago our AC went kaput. It was 75 outside. My AC was set…
March 20, 2024
London Hair
Here I am at London Hair parking area waiting for Marjorie to get her hair done. Today is a long 1 1/2 hour session. Most Friday ams are only 30…
March 15, 2024
Beware the Ides of March
Beware the Ides of March. It’s my beautiful daughter’s birthday Happy Birthday, Christine. My niece, Sharon, also has a birthday today. Happy Birthday Sharon. I remember when it was tax…
March 15, 2024
Thank God For Doctors
When I was a young man 60 or so years ago, I never once thought or asked myself, “How can I poke a hole in someone’s groin and shove a…
March 15, 2024
A patient patient
Life is a sitcom and today would wear very well as a Seinfeld episode ( with some comedic editing).Right now, I’m in my Roper Hospital room on mandatory bed rest…
February 29, 2024
I’m gonna die in this elevator
I like this story because it’s not only true, but it also epitomizes the “sitcom nature” of my life. It also has a happy ending. September, 2000. The anniversary of our…
February 13, 2024
Krazy Kat
Can you teach your cat to fetch? Maybe. But I got a cat that teaches me how to throw. Then demands it. She brings some toy to me as I…
February 12, 2024