Can you teach your cat to fetch? Maybe. But I got a cat that teaches me how to throw. Then demands it.
She brings some toy to me as I lay on bed watching the tube.
She says”. Throw it , dummy”. In Ragdoll ( that’s what kinda cat she is).
I, obediently, throw it. She brings it back. And says, “. I said Throw it, schmuck.” I think she’s Jewish.
I throw it again. This time she dips the toy in her water and brings it back, wet, and drops it on my bare chest. “ Sheeit”. It’s cold and wet. I throw it again, angrily and wet. She says, “ Screw it. If you’re gonna get mad , I don’t wanna play anymore”. And she jumps off the bed. Game over. Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.