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Went to radiology for CT scan on Left Index Finger. They called me in and said we’re scanning your Right Index Finger. I said “ Whoa. It’s my Left.  See.  And showed her my swollen Left index finger.  Oops.  We need a new order from doctor cause he ordered a scan of the wrong f——-g finger.  An hour or so later I was done with successful scan of Left index finger. I can now understand how a wrong leg can be amputated.
Ya gotta work real hard to make the inevitable happen.  The End